{"id":8144,"date":"2016-08-06T18:18:37","date_gmt":"2016-08-06T22:18:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.nejm.org\/hiv-id-observations\/?p=8144"},"modified":"2024-06-20T09:20:50","modified_gmt":"2024-06-20T13:20:50","slug":"fishy-fishy-fishy-fish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.nejm.org\/hiv-id-observations\/index.php\/fishy-fishy-fishy-fish\/2016\/08\/06\/","title":{"rendered":"Fishy, Fishy, Fishy, Fish!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I received this\u00a0exciting offer\u00a0recently:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Re: \u00a0<strong>Fish Disease<\/strong> &#8212; Manuscript Invitation<\/p>\n<p>Dear <span style=\"color: #0000ff\"><strong>Dr. Paul E Sax,<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Greetings for the good day!<\/p>\n<p>We gladly invite you and your colleagues to contribute the articles on the topic <strong>Fish Disease<\/strong> in <em>Johnson\u00a0Journal of Aquaculture and Research<\/em> of Johnson\u00a0Publishers.<\/p>\n<p>During our past two volumes, we had an excellent and fruitful cooperation, especially with our Editorial Board members.<\/p>\n<p>We hope this volume will be interesting, with the presence of articles from Eminent personalities like you.<\/p>\n<p>We are looking forward to receive and review your papers. For any information needed, please feel free to contact via e-mail: aquaculture@johnsonpublishers.international<\/p>\n<p>Thank you for your attention towards this letter.<\/p>\n<p>We are happy to announce that this is the 2nd year for this Journal. It will be a great honor for us and an excellent opportunity for you to share your newest scientific work on the field of <em>Johnson\u00a0Journal of Aquaculture and Research<\/em> related issues in our international scientific review.<\/p>\n<p>Regards,<\/p>\n<p>Jennifer\u00a0Griffin<br \/>\nJohnson\u00a0Journal of Aquaculture and Research<br \/>\nJohnson\u00a0Publishers<br \/>\n9600 Great Hills<br \/>\nTrail # 150 w<br \/>\nAustin, Texas<br \/>\n78759(Travis County)<br \/>\nE-mail: aquaculture@johnsonpublishers.international<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>What an opportunity! Here&#8217;s my response:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\">Dear Ms. Griffin:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.nejm.org\/hiv-id-observations\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/08\/funny-fish.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-8322\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.nejm.org\/hiv-id-observations\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/08\/funny-fish-230x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"230\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.nejm.org\/hiv-id-observations\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/08\/funny-fish-230x300.jpg 230w, https:\/\/blogs.nejm.org\/hiv-id-observations\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/08\/funny-fish.jpg 460w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 230px) 100vw, 230px\" \/><\/a>Thank you so much for reaching out to me about submitting a paper to the <em>Johnson\u00a0Journal of Aquaculture Research. <\/em>I have long been an admirer of your journal, and am proud to say I was one of the inaugural subscribers; I\u00a0eagerly\u00a0await each issue with great excitement.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\">Your invitation today was propitious, since, as luck would have it, my research team and I have just completed a major study on the topic of <strong>Fish Disease<\/strong>. It\u00a0should be right in your journal&#8217;s wheelhouse, as they say.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\">(Since you are based in Austin, Texas &#8212; Travis County, as you note\u00a0&#8212; you no doubt understand that\u00a0wheelhouse expression.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\">Anyway, I ramble. Let me get right to the point &#8212;\u00a0we think our study is groundbreaking. If we don&#8217;t win a Nobel Prize in <strong>Fish Disease<\/strong> (there is one in <strong>Fish Disease<\/strong>, right?), we&#8217;ve been robbed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\">Here&#8217;s the abstract:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px\"><strong><em>Background:<\/em><\/strong> \u00a0<em>Ichthyophthirius multifiliis<\/em> (commonly known as freshwater white spot disease, freshwater ich, or freshwater ick) is a common disease of freshwater fish in home aquariums. It can cause white spots, clamped fins, and reclusive behavior due to severe embarrassment, poor little things. The optimal treatment is unknown. <em><strong>Methods<\/strong>:<\/em> \u00a0We randomized household guppies with moderate-severe ick to standard of care treatment (whatever that is) or a chlorhexidine whole body wash. Outcomes were assessed by trained fishologists blinded to study arm, using validated ick instruments and quality of life scores (CDC HRQOL-14, SF-36, WHOQOL-BREF, and some other letters put together that sound impressive). <em><strong>Results:<\/strong><\/em>\u00a0 After informed consent was obtained (at least to the extent possible from a fish), 6\u00a0guppies were enrolled, 3 in each treatment group. Baseline characteristics seemed roughly comparable, but how would we know (they&#8217;re just little guppies, after all). On a\u00a0100-point ickiness scale, the chlorhexidine washed guppies scored 22.4 International Ick Units (IIUs), vs 57.8 IIUs\u00a0for the standard-of-care group (p &lt; 0.0000001 &#8212; wow, that&#8217;s significant, isn&#8217;t it). Quality of life measures also favored the chlorhexidine-treated group (&#8220;I&#8217;m just happier,&#8221; one guppy said). <em><strong>Conclusion:<\/strong><\/em>\u00a0For common aquarium guppies suffering the embarrassment of freshwater ick, chlorhexidine whole body wash is superior to usual\u00a0treatment. Prevents MRSA, too.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\">I hope you will consider our study carefully. Eminent personalities like us ponder long and hard about the best venue for\u00a0such important research. Your\u00a0email was <em>perfectly<\/em> timed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\">Sincerely yours,<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff\"><strong>Dr. Paul E. Sax<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\nHenry Limpet Professor of Ichthyologic\u00a0Ick<br \/>\nUniversity of Travis County<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Incredible Mr. Limpet - Trailer\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xDkt79gV6xQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>(Part of an <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.nejm.org\/hiv-id-observations\/index.php\/you-too-can-have-fun-with-academic-spam\/2016\/04\/02\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">occasional series<\/a>, I guess. H\/T\u00a0to Monty Python <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/QanC47gRBaE\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">for the title<\/a>.)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I received this\u00a0exciting offer\u00a0recently: Re: \u00a0Fish Disease &#8212; Manuscript Invitation Dear Dr. Paul E Sax, Greetings for the good day! We gladly invite you and your colleagues to contribute the articles on the topic Fish Disease in Johnson\u00a0Journal of Aquaculture and Research of Johnson\u00a0Publishers. 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